General Stuff

My profile is crap, so here some general facts:


I’m 4’11

My music collection is Eclectic, from Eminem to Elvis

I love out door beauty

I like art by Toulouse Lautrec

My parents are divorced and was raised by my mum

I like walking in the Derbyshire Dales & Lake District

I started the out-of-control trifle riot of 82 during a Brownie commemorative party
celebrating the wedding of Charles & Di

I believe that positive thinking will solve everything

I get to go to India with work, but only get to see factories, to encourage ethical working conditions

I rush things, which makes me clumsy and scatty

I am brunette

I hate soaps & game shows

I have an innocent face, but cheeky smile

I like people that are humble

I love pasta with a good red wine

My car is rancid, but otherwise I love to clean

I’m head of a department

I lived on a council estate until I was 14 next door to a family of 8, all of which were unemployed except for a Doberman, who’s job it was to bark from 5am

I am white and British but from Italian descent

I’m a Sagittarius

I have a younger brother that developed a mental health condition in his teens, which I try to help him with

I have another older brother who has his own business

I once pooed in the bath and blamed it on my younger brother- which is probably why he became ill

I always dress up as wonder woman for hen parties

I loved Sunday school until I got some pubes