Lipstick Review

Saturday:

I arrive at Ronnie’s, were going to a bonfire party.

He comes over to hug me.

“Let’s do it” He enthusiasts, gyrating his pelvis into mine.

“We haven’t done it all week, with it being "woman’s week” He groans.

Ronnie won’t touch me with a barge pole if the painters are in or if Manchester are playing at home so to speak.

“Oh Ronnie, not before we go out, Iv just had a shower and washed my hair.. I’m all ready to go” I whine.

“Later, when we get back?” I grin

“But my balls are bursting, I really need an empty” He responds cheekily groping my arse through my jeans.

“Headers?” I compromise

I’ve never seen a boy drop his pants so fast.

So I’m down on my knees like the good Catholic girl that I am and sucking is hungry cock. I can tell he needs satisfaction because his cock is solid and his bollocks are like cricket balls.

I do my best to suck it as far down my throat as possible, moving up and down his shaft as I go. I try my up most to give him the best dirty, slutty blow job as possible to compensate for my temporary shag ban.

I then reach under to stroke his balls and anus, I can feel Ronnie spasm as I build up speed and gently rub his arse hole deeper. He then explodes whilst I’m wanking him over my tongue and during some alternating sucking. As forewarned there were lots of hot messy cum over my tongue, lips and chin. I gulp back what I can– Gosh, I love lots of cum, it’s so dirty!

As we were going out I rectified myself in the mirror and to my amazement my lipstick was still on perfect. This Maybelline 16 hour wear lippy is fantastic for blow jobs. “The Jiz resistant lippy” I giggled, imagining the advertising slogan whilst wiping a blob of spunk from the corner of my mouth.

I did have to remove the spunk from my chin with a tissue but other than that I was perfectly fine to mix with children at the Bonfire Party.

Later on I traditionally ate my second sausage of the evening, a delicious hot dog from one of the stalls. I went to bed quite tipsy without removing my “face” and when I awoke the next day, the lippy was very visible and still in perfect place.

If I was a scruffy bastard I could have gone out like that.

So ladies – the Maybelline 16 hour wear is very true to its word, whether you need it for that all day long lasting effect which is great if you’re a lazy bugger like me that cannot be arsed to top up throughout the day or for that ever last porn star look then this really is the lippy is for you.

Tried and tested by yours truley, I give you my word that it will out last any man .. and remember, yes your worth it.